Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

The boy picked out Spongebob yogurt at the store yesterday, and it reminded me that we have a Spongebob joke book. The boy earned it last year or the year before through the summer reading program at our library. He was too young to get most of the jokes at the time, but he's totally ready for them now. I mined that gem for this week's jokes, and might use it next week too. It's filled with jokes I think the boy is going to like.

Here's today's welcome back after a four day weekend doodle.

Happy Tuesday everyone!

Gearing up for a long weekend

The boy doesn't have school tomorrow in preparation for Memorial Day on Monday. That means we have a four day weekend. I'd love to say we have a grand adventure planned, but we don't. I took the day off from work to spend with him tomorrow. He doesn't know it yet. I plan to surprise him. It's going to be so nice to spend the entire day with him instead of at the office.

You would think today's doodle would have something to do with the upcoming holiday or time away from school, but it absolutely doesn't. I still think it's cute though.

Have a safe weekend. See you on Tuesday!

Nautical nonsense

I'm pretty sure I rolled my eyes the first time I read this joke. It's lame and ridiculous, and I think the boy is going to love it.

My first rendition of this fsh was modeled after the fish in Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat. I never would have guessed that, without an eye, that guy looks terrifying. I had to scrap that one and find a jollier fish. At least this one just looks like it's sleeping instead of a zombie fish. 

Happy hump day!

Unseasonably funny

One might consider this joke about five months too late. I like to think that it's actually seven months early. I didn't use this joke during the holidays, and I think the boy will love it. I suppose I could have waited until December, but I'm terrible at waiting.

Have a holly jolly Tuesday!

Buzz, buzz

Lately, the boy has been telling stories and making up songs about bees. In all of them, the bees find honey, and eat it. Then, they go out to find some more. Naturally, when I came across this joke, I had to put it in his lunch this week.

Hope you all had a sweet Monday.

This quacks me up

Today's doodle also had two incarnations. It's first life was so dreadful, I had to throw it away. I gave it a second attempt, and it came out much better, albeit still not a masterpiece by any stretch.

Happy Friday everyone!

One doodle, two versions

So, my husband may or may not have used the doodle I drew for today as a napkin and may or may not have thrown it away before it had a chance to go in the boy's lunch. As a result, we may or may not have two versions of the same doodle. (I had managed to get a pic of the first one before it made its way to the trash can.)

The lost version.

The lunch version.

Same joke, same mermaid, slightly smaller. Hopefully the new maid makes it all the way until lunch. Happy Thursday!