Brass Bone

I'm not sure the boy knows the name to many instruments outside of drum, guitar, and trumpet. Today's joke will test how much attention he actually pays in music class every week.

Quick Fix

The way the joke book had this worded was so ridiculous, I had to change it. What kid wants to hear a joke that refers to ducks as water fowl? Pretty sure an explanation would be in order for that one.

Hopefully it's a bit more straight forward now.

What's That Smell?

The ginormous book of jokes seems to be running out of steam. As I page through, it's getting harder to find ones the boy will understand, let alone laugh at. I may have to consult the almighty internet in the future.

Fix It Right Up

We had to have a refresher this morning on zoo trips so I could make sure the boy would get today's joke.

The joke book used chimps, but as chimps are not technically monkeys, I couldn't do that. I used one of my favorite little mammals instead.

New Heights

The rain continues, with no dry day in our forecast until next Tuesday. Not tomorrow. Eight more days. I'll try to keep spirits up with some jokes about animals, although today's borders on a riddle.

I'm not certain, that even with stilts, a mouse could reach this height.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat

I've received a request to do some animal jokes, and came upon this gem in the boy's book this morning. Thought it would be perfect. Didn't realize this happens to be the title of a kid's book and an interesting child's toy that I never knew existed.

No Use Crying

I've once again turned to the boy's Ginormous Joke Book for inspiration. I feel like it could be argued that today's joke is more of a riddle.