Rhyme time

I asked the boy whether he would like a joke or a fun fact today. He told me he didn't want either of them. He wanted a regular fact. He wanted a napkin that said 'today is Monday.'

He doesn't know it yet, but I vetoed the Monday fact. It wouldn't be a fun drawing to make and it's too obvious. I did honor his request, though, and made sure the doodle was neither a joke nor a fun fact.

It's a Valentine poem I found through a Google search when looking for Pokemon valentine ideas. Ten bucks says he tells me Charmander is orange, not red, when he gets home.