Squeezing in a few more holiday jokes

There's only three more school days left before Winter Break. No half day on Friday. I feel cheated out of a few precious hours.

Today's joke pays homage to a family tradition of mine. Ever since we were kids, my mom has stuffed an orange into the toe of our stockings. This only stopped because she no longer gives us stockings, not because we're too old for them, but because my family nixed giving each other gifts in lieu of taking holiday trips together.

Santa brings the boy an orange for his stocking every year too.

This orange is either having a great time, or a terrible time. I'll leave the interpretation up to you.