Blind Ships

So. I missed another post. Apparently, I only wrote yesterday's post in my head. That means today's post is another double header.

Tuesday's prompt was #blind. It took me forever to find a joke that wasn't completely offensive to blind people. Or blondes. Virtually no kid-friendly jokes about blindness or blind(ish) animals. This was the best I could come up with.

Today's prompt was #ship. I'm always up for pirate jokes, so I went nautical. I also learned that most kid-friendly pirate jokes have a lot of rrrrrrrrr's in them.