Have a Few Jokes

Looks like I missed a few jokes from last week. Again, I know. We didn't have school yesterday since it's the end of the marking period, so there isn't a Monday doodle.

The kiddos asked me why elephants are afraid of mice. I don't know. I'm sure science has a reason, but I've never looked it up.

The boy had a gymnastics competition on Saturday, so I felt Friday's joke was perfectly timed.

Today's joke took some explaining. The kiddos weren't prepared for a literal punchline.